The Democrats play to the plebs

Did anyone else see this last night on the news? Barack Obama chose his running mate, and who is the lucky winner?

He chooses one of the poorest senators in the United States! The Democrats nominate Barack Obama against the properly rich and wealthy Bill Hillary Clinton, who would’ve gone to Washington to fight for us. Now, there was a man who understood the plight of the wealthy. It’s frightening: after twenty-eight years of proper leadership in Washington, are we left with this? Obama and Biden. The two poorest senators in the richest country in the world.

*sigh* I am going to have to open an extra magnum of Dom tonight to deal with this great disappointment. He could have chosen someone to make up the wealth deficit on his ticket, like Cindy McCain, Larry Page, or hell, even Teresa Heinz-Kerry would have been acceptable. Seriously? Biden?

Tomorrow, we should all be wise enough to open new offshore accounts, preferably in Liechtenstein or Switzerland.