Poor people suck, don’t they?

My god, what is going on with these uppity poor people these days?! They want healthcare without even working to pay for it, and now they even believe that we should know exactly how many houses we own at any point in time? We the elite, who run the world which is rightfully ours, have far too much to worry about without the hassle of remembering whether we have seven or thirteen houses, or whether we’ll have fois gras or Kobe beef for dinner.

This is what we have personal staff for! McCain has done something we now know we should never do when questioned by poor people: answer a question honestly.

McCain was wrongfully ambushed by the Liberal Media and now the masses are turning against him.

This is class warfare against our ilk, and completely unfair.

This is especially true considering how uppity that Obama fellow has been.  Hell, he makes less than 5 million a year, and doesn’t even own one yacht!  How could he ever understand our plight?