He doesn’t stop at taking my money.

Now he is taking away my primetime television. Who is taking both my money and my entertainment? Barack Obama. Well, not my entertainment as I don’t waste my precious time on that plebian drivel known as primetime television. However, he’s found a new way to take away more of my money and prevent the elite from getting out their message to the plebian masses.

Broadcasters are bracing themselves for the likelihood of three prime-time interruptions in three weeks, totaling at least three hours of prime time — and ad breaks — yanked.

“His economic stimulus package apparently does not extend to the TV networks,” one network exec noted.

Obama’s reps have alerted broadcasters that the president will hold a news conference Monday, according to network execs. It’s expected to eat up the first hour of prime time; that alone could cost broadcasters more than $9 million in lost ad revenue.

So, now he’s going directly to the plebians to rile them up, and at my expense! To top it all off, all of the great marketing and commercials my businesses had planned to convince the plebian masses to buy our crap valuable products won’t be seen. Instead, the plebs are going to be “educated” as to why this stimulus is “good for the economy” and how it is going to provide them jobs. Too bad he won’t also educate them as to how this stimulus will harm us elite.

Now, $9 million in lost ad revenue is not a real concern for me, it’s the $9 million in lost propaganda time. For those nights, the masses are not going to see the correct advertisements.  The House, MD-watchers will not fall prey to my carefully-placed spot which will capitalize ont he fear and anxiety some patient’s imminent death is making them feel. Instead, they are going to see their president tell them what he things is important for this country. Doesn’t he realize that the entire problem is that the plebians aren’t giving me enough money? We need more advertising, not less advertising. Otherwise, how can we convince them that going into massive debt to get that next car or the second home is essential if their lives are ever going to be meaningful? If they don’t believe that and follow through on it, how in the world is the economy going to start moving again?

They might start doing crazy things like save their money or start their own foolish businesses, businesses built on plebian ideals like fairness and honesty.

And trust me folks, once the plebians start to think they are the proper elite of this country, it’s a slippery slope to pure Marxism.

I mean, how can any elite run an honest business when the plebians are running amok?