Poor people want the elite to be poor.

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This disgusting piece of pure insanity came to pass last night, and I believe it to be final proof that this country, already so poor in every way, has fallen to the Marxists. It is the final proof that Americans don’t respect the elite or the trials and struggles we have to go through every day to ensure they all have jobs in our factories and plants. I am starting to wonder if it’s time for us elite to pack up our toys and go to greener pastures. With the government forcing us to restrict our income to a paltry $500k a year, all hell should break loose. How am I supposed to feed, clothe myself and keep a roof over my head with that infinitesimal sum of money, much less feed my many mistresses? Not that they necessarily need to be dressed, of course.

As James F. Reda puts it, this is draconian. I would go even further to say that this is inhumane!

“That is pretty draconian — $500,000 is not a lot of money, particularly if there is no bonus,” said James F. Reda, founder and managing director of James F. Reda & Associates, a compensation consulting firm. “And you know these companies that are in trouble are not going to pay much of an annual dividend.”

You see, we elite have needs which cannot be attended to for a mere 500k a year. How will any of us survive this storm? Maybe a pleb can survive eating MacMurphy’s burgers and buying $10 loaves of bread. We elite would simply fall apart on that disgusting and unhealthy food. Our palates are simply too refined to even stand it.  Regardless, my transportation costs for my private helicopter to work every day wouldn’t be covered by such a paltry sum.

This is pure disaster for this country and clearly a Communist (Obamist?) class war against us who built this country with our money and intellect.

I hate to do this, but I think we elite should simply pack up and leave. If they won’t give us the money we deserve, being the gears that turn this economy, why should we stick around and feed, clothe and supply these plebs with jobs? Clearly, they don’t feel our divine nature is needed here if they restrict our income below a subsistence level.

Seriously, how can anyone live on 500k a year? I haven’t the foggiest.

I’ll be forced to shop at Holt Renfrew for my suits.

I’ll have to be driven to work instead of taking my chopper or private jet.

I may have to give up my mistresses in Paris, Moscow- but not Tokyo, she’s special.

I need to move somewhere where they respect the elite, but I just don’t know where I could go. My investments were terrible last year and so no one will hire any of my loyal men. Even my son cannot find a job outside of my organization. That is why I need the bailout money so badly.

Either give up my elite crowd or give up my lavish lifestyle. That’s the choice Obama is giving me…

This year is going to be hell.

I need a drink.  And a ticket to Monaco.